- Remember when I use to be crafty? Yeah, well, not anymore. I don’t do cutesy, floofy, or fancy. It’s a birthday party/wedding shower/baby shower, throw some food on the table and have cake, voila, you have yourself a party.
- I hereby solemnly swear I will never sign up to do overnight campouts again. If this means I no longer qualify as a Girl Scout leader, so be it.
- You have emotions, fantastic. Unless they are estatic joy or contentment, keep them to yourself.
Sorry for my stupidity. It’s contagious.